Economic Enlargement Stimulus Package
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Economy Enlargement Stimulus Package
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Hi, my name is Harry and I work for a “non-profit” organization in Washington DC. I had a lean market economy and I badly wanted to make it bigger and more manageable… I had heard that centrally planned economy was cool, but I was embarrassed to try it out.
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When I did try Economy Enlargement Stimulus Package, I didn’t notice much “change” at first. But within weeks my economy already looked bigger. My fellow Senators and I couldn’t believe it.
Economy Enlargement Stimulus Package is not for everybody.
Side Effects May Include:
Laziness, rationing, inability to manufacture cars, unemployment, universal healthcare, election fraud, reduced carbon emissions, loss of secret ballot, confiscation of firearms, murder of the unborn, and decreased national security.
Stimulus lasting more than 4 years is dangerous and may result in a Republican takeover.
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